"Don't think of other people when we kiss".. and other requests from the 70s.

So heartfelt. I mean, what was going on in 1976? Did girls just swoon over guys that forget her birthday, were occasionally cold and heartless and very noncommittal? Who would want to receive something like this as a gift?

[ alright, fine. yes, I am pretty much digging on her dress in this one right here....ugh...]

but still... YEESH.